A bit about Bob ...
Bob
Kincaid learned he was inclined to the left at about the time
chickens were invented. His age has never been documented
exactly because when doctors peered up at the clock, the left-hand
was missing and the only pen had been left in the adjoining
room located on the left side of the hospital which was on
the left side of the tracks in a small town that (ironically)
sits in the left side of the state. He was even forgotten
and left at the hospital with two left adult size shoes placed
on his left side in the crib. As a result, dancing was never
a career option.
In grade
school, Bob’s school had corridors that cornered left
into a classroom on the left side of the hall. Bob sat in
a left desk and often left his books behind. Naturally, being
left handed, left footed and slightly angling his cap bills
to the left were just some of Bob’s signatures that
brought him acclaim enough to be the first offered to author
the Left Behind series. As you may know now, Bob declined
the opportunity because he was more impressed with football,
at least until his first game. On the first play of the game,
he was knocked into left field by an opposing southpaw quarterback.
Even in
college Bob was at a disadvantage because of his left consistencies.
As freshmen in college, Bob’s most difficult class was
ROTC. He refused anything right and attracted negative attention
while marching out of sequence and disrupting ranks with “left..left..left..left..left”.
But now,
Bob Kincaid is finally settling into what’s left for
him in life. Bob Kincaid is right-on with Head-On and can
now march on the air by doing what he believes to be right..the
left.
Like he
says: “You can be right and be wrong or be left and
be right.”
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